Telling Young Lady

 Once she turned 18 years old and lost her child-toucher/jail-bait fantasy status little Ms. Justin Beaver Bieber has been trying to refocus her career into a real-life ADULT musical act; with his PR agent and parents public rendering comparisons to Elvis and Michael Jackson (the sound you just heard was GOD rolling his eyeballs and giving a big old side-eye).

Here's excepts and photos of LittleMissLesbianSunshineTryingToBeGrownUpAndHardcore in the new issue of GQ Magazine.

On The Industry & Trust

“I mean, I keep my guard up a lot, because you know, you can’t trust anyone in this business That’s what’s sad. You can’t trust anybody. I learned the hard way.”

On Drinking

For me, it’s just like, I like to be in control of myself. I mean, I’ve had a beer, like, before…. But I never get out of control.

On Being Confident In His New Album ‘Believe’

“I’ve never made a bad song.”

On Growing Up

“I’m 18 years old and I’m a swaggy adult!”

We're gonna replace the words 'swaggy adult' with 'douchey  teenager. And correct the statement "I've never made a bad song...but I've never made a GOOD one either".

There, that just rollllllls of the tongue.