Micaela Schaefer Wallpaper: May 2012

Friday, May 18, 2012

Micaela Schaefer Fashion Photo

Thursday, May 17, 2012

JLo does not know how to take a bad picture. Just a day after being FORBES Magazine's 'Most Powerful Celebrity' status and sparking speculation that she will not be returning to 'American Idol' for a third season; here comes some STUNNING pictures shot by Mario Testino for the June issue of VOGUE.

Telling Young Lady

Once she turned 18 years old and lost her child-toucher/jail-bait fantasy status little Ms. Justin ~~Beaver~~ Bieber has been trying to refocus her career into a real-life ADULT musical act; with his ~~PR agent and parents~~ public rendering comparisons to Elvis and Michael Jackson (the sound you just heard was GOD rolling his eyeballs and giving a big old side-eye).

Here's excepts and photos of LittleMissLesbianSunshineTryingToBeGrownUpAndHardcore in the new issue of GQ Magazine.

On The Industry & Trust
“I mean, I keep my guard up a lot, because you know, you can’t trust anyone in this business That’s what’s sad. You can’t trust anybody. I learned the hard way.”
On Drinking
For me, it’s just like, I like to be in control of myself. I mean, I’ve had a beer, like, before…. But I never get out of control.

On Being Confident In His New Album ‘Believe’
“I’ve never made a bad song.”
On Growing Up
“I’m 18 years old and I’m a swaggy adult!”

We're gonna replace the words 'swaggy adult' with 'douchey teenager. And correct the statement "I've never made a bad song...but I've never made a GOOD one either".

There, that just rollllllls of the tongue.

Lil Kim Photo

We've been fans of Lil Kim from way back in the day. But she's had a career downward spiral initially from her imprisonment a few years back which continued with the excessive plastic surgery and trash-talking her female rapper contemporaries. Added to that is the fact that her statements and ridiculous photo shoots (for what we don't know) aren't backed up by any MEMORABLE new music. Here's another new picture in whiched homegirl is air-brushed into oblivion. We honestly had to pull a 'Harpo, who dis woman?' cuz shit looks like an extra from 'AVATAR'.

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

WATCH THIS: Mary J Blige 'Anytime You Want It' (From 'Rock of Ages')

Peep the first music video promo from the big screen adaption of the Broadway hit 'Rock of Ages'. The film bows on June 15th starring Tom Cruise, Juianne Hough, Catherine Zeta Jones, Alec Baldwin and Mary J Blige. Here's Blige's cover of 'Anything You Want'

Say WHAT? (Quote of the Day)

"Truly successful decision making relies on a balance between deliberate and instinctive thinking." -- Malcolm Gladwell

STD (Shot of the Day)

As we anxiously await the arrival of FIONA APPLE's fourth album 'The Idler Wheel....', we've grown nostalgic for her body of work. Until her new album arrives in mid-June, peep the video for 'O Sailor', the lead single from her last album 'Extraordinary Machine'.

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

What The Hell Kinda Goddom Outfit Is This: Part 2

Here we have the epitome of a high class gal - German reality show slut Michaela Schafer. Michaela busted out (literally) this spiffy little number to attend the premiere of 'Men In Black 3' in Germany.

This shit show is from the 'PARTY CITY' collection. She either wore a panel of mylar curtains with a belt sync around it...or went the budget route by shredding up a HEFTY HEFTY CINCH SACK. In any case Machaela turned heads, if she ever makes it to America, bitch better not try that shit here because either security have her thrown in the clink or Kim ~~Kuntrashian~~ Kardashian will have a hit taken out on her.

Check out Machaela in all her NSFW glory of a dress after the jump:

What The Hell Kinda Goddam Outfit Is This?

Kristen Stewart sucks as an actress and let's face it, other than her family EVERYONE ELSE is going to see 'Snow White and The Huntsman' for Charlize Theron's turn as the evil queen or hottie Chris Helmsworth's role as 'The Huntsman'.

But one thing that she's even worse at...is getting dressed to leave the house. Here's Kristen at the UK premier of the film and let's just say, the evil queen should have eaten the heart of her stylist and bitch slapped some sense of life into this constantly miserable/goth-lite broad. On a sidenote: her facial expression NEVER changes, hence she's not really acting in any of those 'Twilight' fuckeries.

Now back to the dress. This shit looks like some of Ms.Havisham's old wedding dresses and doilies pieced together with cobwebs glued to her legs. Adding insult to injury, Les Miserable is wearing ATHLETIC SHOES. There needs to be an intervention STAT...both in her career and her attire.

Her co-star Charlize Theron did it it MUCH better

Oh, and this isn't a one off incident. Here's the spiffy little number she wore to last week's MET Gala in NYC

THAT'S HAWT.

CLEARLY, GQ Magazine loves them some Michael Fassbender because he's on the cover of the magazine for the SIXTH time (that we can remember). The actor has skills on the screen, charm in life and ZEXINESS all over...clothed or not. In doubt? Watch him bare his soul and everything else in last year's 'Shame' and 'X-Men:First Class'. He can get it!