Lil Kim Photo

We've been fans of Lil Kim from way back in the day. But she's had a career downward spiral initially from her imprisonment a few years back which continued with the excessive plastic surgery and trash-talking her female rapper contemporaries. Added to that is the fact that her statements and ridiculous photo shoots (for what we don't know) aren't backed up by any MEMORABLE new music. Here's another new picture in whiched homegirl is air-brushed into oblivion. We honestly had to pull a 'Harpo, who dis woman?' cuz shit looks like an extra from 'AVATAR'.

WATCH THIS: Mary J Blige 'Anytime You Want It' (From 'Rock of Ages')

Peep the first music video promo from the big screen adaption of the Broadway hit 'Rock of Ages'. The film bows on June 15th starring Tom Cruise, Juianne Hough, Catherine Zeta Jones, Alec Baldwin and Mary J Blige. Here's Blige's cover of 'Anything You Want'

Say WHAT? (Quote of the Day)

"Truly successful decision making relies on a balance between deliberate and instinctive thinking." -- Malcolm Gladwell

STD (Shot of the Day)

As we anxiously await the arrival of FIONA APPLE's fourth album 'The Idler Wheel....', we've grown nostalgic for her body of work. Until her new album arrives in mid-June, peep the video for 'O Sailor', the lead single from her last album 'Extraordinary Machine'.

What The Hell Kinda Goddom Outfit Is This: Part 2

Here we have the epitome of a high class gal - German reality show slut Michaela Schafer. Michaela busted out (literally) this spiffy little number to attend the premiere of 'Men In Black 3' in Germany.

This shit show is from the 'PARTY CITY' collection. She either wore a panel of mylar curtains with a belt sync around it...or went the budget route by shredding up a HEFTY HEFTY CINCH SACK. In any case Machaela turned heads, if she ever makes it to America, bitch better not try that shit here because either security have her thrown in the clink or Kim Kuntrashian Kardashian will have a hit taken out on her.

Check out Machaela in all her NSFW glory of a dress after the jump:

What The Hell Kinda Goddam Outfit Is This?

Kristen Stewart sucks as an actress and let's face it, other than her family EVERYONE ELSE is going to see 'Snow White and The Huntsman' for Charlize Theron's turn as the evil queen or hottie Chris Helmsworth's role as 'The Huntsman'.

But one thing that she's even worse at...is getting dressed to leave the house. Here's Kristen at the UK premier of the film and let's just say, the evil queen should have eaten the heart of her stylist and bitch slapped some sense of life into this constantly miserable/goth-lite broad. On a sidenote: her facial expression NEVER changes, hence she's not really acting in any of those 'Twilight' fuckeries.

Now back to the dress. This shit looks like some of Ms.Havisham's old wedding dresses and doilies pieced together with cobwebs glued to her legs. Adding insult to injury, Les Miserable is wearing ATHLETIC SHOES. There needs to be an intervention STAT...both in her career and her attire. 

 

Her co-star Charlize Theron did it it MUCH better

Oh, and this isn't a one off incident. Here's the spiffy little number she wore to last week's MET Gala in NYC

THAT'S HAWT.

CLEARLY, GQ Magazine loves them some Michael Fassbender because he's on the cover of the magazine for the SIXTH time (that we can remember). The actor has skills on the screen, charm in life and ZEXINESS all over...clothed or not. In doubt? Watch him bare his soul and everything else in last year's 'Shame' and 'X-Men:First Class'. He can get it!